a real SCP Author (tm) @DrSagan@plush.city

@starwall

[10 years in the future, Dr. Hermes Sagan is tied to a chair being tortured by the US **Mathematics Department of Misinformation Administration]

Agent: I'll tell you again "Aleph" doesn't designate infinite sets.

Hermes: *spits out teeth and blood* Fuck you.

"-technological progress is only made possible by parallel advances in scientific knowledge."

-IAU

#perseverance

wear lab coats for no reason

dont want to alarm anyone but andromeda is heading right for us!!!

RIP irish not bein allowed to use ogham

because it doesnt use the same alphabet

yiddish is the only one out of the three that does not suffer from such confusion

frater is brother but anyway

my brain at night when i do language lessons is always like

"wait, wait WAIT??? which language are we reading right now??? im very confused??? isnt buachiall* latin for boy or is that frater???????"

*i spelt that wrong but its irish for boy

if i wasnt focused on yiddish, latin, and irish rn id add welsh

(yiddish just because)
(latin because its very easy)
(irish because im doing SCP translations for the SCP-IRL hub)

"bwny" is legit welsh for bunny

welsh continues to be a centuries old trashposting language and i love it

"bwny" is welsh for bunny and if i had known that sooner i wouldve done #bwnyPosting instead of #bunyPosting because its cuter imo

last boost:

this is a daily occurance smh

*im LOVIN it

i hate* that my track record right now with my SCPs is either:

1) unassuming piece that is actually really dark

2) controversial

...or both

it "E" all the way down

*complains about my markiplier scp in the SCP IRC*

the IRC: E