Heffboom Konijn/Paz/Vickie @Heffboom_Konijn@plush.city

It's just hard, you know, when you're a girl but everyone thinks that you're a guy just because of what's between your legs.

Or because you can grow facial hair.

Or because your voice is deep.

I try not to say that I'm a girl too much because I don't want to be annoying with it but...

I'm a girl!

*SLIGHTLY* disappointed that i can’t make my hair look like space irl, but i’m working on it

im a fuckin princex

a bouquet

skunk!

Phase 3: Radiative lightening, nanoscrub.

@Heffboom_Konijn SMOOCH

roses are red
violets are blue
worship the hive
we love you

roses are red
luminol is blue
im luminol
pet my long tail

Happy valentine's day to catfriend and dogfriend and dogfriend and dogfriend (art: https://furaff.net/cadmiumtea https://furaff.net/rokemi )

@Heffboom_Konijn Probably cause all the bad shit we were seeing in 2016 hasn't really...stopped?

@Heffboom_Konijn time is an illusion that has stretched 2016 out for years to prove it's point

@Heffboom_Konijn I keep looking at the calendar and going "holy fuck it's 2019???"

The existence of Big Chungus suggests a variety of differently sized Chungi that we have yet to discover.

sometimes this meatsack im stuck inside of doesnt look half bad lol

psst. wanna buy a titty

(nsfw?)