I'm really glad that most of the Gen Z memes about us Millennials are funny and harmless. Like, we're goofy and annoying but we aren't evil.

I can live with that!

dont make fun of me on the internet because i am very strong and will beat you up (pic related its a photo of me)

I heard John Cena's "Your Time is Up" entrance song at a house show before it debuted on TV and I just realized that I was among the first people in the world who heard the meme-y trumpet song

I tried Marmite for the first time.

Intense, salty, bitter, kinda savory but not resembling meat. Very reminiscent to me of beer or pretzels. Just that toast-y flavor.

I can see this being a really useful flavoring for food, but I didn't love it on toast

I've listened to so many businessman shpiels at work that I feel like I could become one.

"I know what you're thinking, "Well this guy just gets paid to sell us stuff!", and I don't blame you one bit, but I do things a little differently. What I want to do is show you this system and help you determine whether or not it will make your life easier"

But I don't like the thought of being a blood vessel for the progression of capitalism

I DON'T WANT THE LIST CHRIS JERICHO, I DON'T WANT THE PAINMAKER CHRIS JERICHO. I WANT THE REAL CHRIS JERICHO...

ADMIRAL JERICHO, OF ADMIRAL JERICHO'S SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN. YOU KEEP DODGING ME, CHICKEN BOY, BUT I'M GONNA LAY A CHIC-FIL-ASSWHOOPIN.

MY PLEASURE.

trans gun meme 

i saw this on discord and felt like it is way too mastodon to not post

I fell asleep on my phone last night and it fell to the floor between my bed and the wall, and the sound woke me up just long enough to be like, oh God dammit, seriously?! ... *falls back asleep*

Have you ever thought "what if my monitor is a touch screen and I just never realized it?" and touched your screen to see?

Unfortunately, there's nothing cool on it currently. Just an Ubuntu install image. This thing was my daily driver in middle and high school though.

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The first ever USB I bought, probably around 2006, with a whopping 4GB.

It. Still. Works.

Re: Chester Bennington

I remember seeing a lot of stuff online where LP was the butt of the joke. The "I'm so edgy" band, and I don't know if Chester ever saw that stuff, but I don't imagine it made him happy to see his soul on display being referenced in mockery.

This discovery kinda messed with me. I'm guilty of saying mean shit online and it made me reassess how I behave online

I also have a vegan variety made with liver-flavored fried tofu, so you're not off the hook vegans!

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It is now the 1960's and you all have to try my beef liver aspic

Awesome how game companies can just decide that it's not financially conservative to host the products people paid for and just wipe their existence from history

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