Kaltren @Kaltren@plush.city

lewd reference, shitpost

If you're anywhere above about five feet in height, you're basically just a kobold jungle gym. We'll eventually figure out how to climb up you, if we want to.

If nothing else, remember that your hired kobold companions are going to respect your safeword. We've also dealt with enough adventurers to realize when you might be in excess distress before you may need to say it.

And no, we're not going to suggest a safeword that you can't hope to pronounce unless you're fluent in draconic. As cute as it would be to watch you try say things impossible to utter without a forked tongue, we're not THAT evil. 😇

That top 4 favorite games thing peeps been doin' but as dumb doodles of my favorite characters from them.
The absolute GOD from Nut Dealer, Space Animal from Melee, Get Tough! from Sunken Ship, and #2 from Squisherz.

I have made a powerful, possibly dangerous discovery:

*leans forward conspiratorially*

Twinkubus

Also this weird two-player baseball game. One "flipper", one shot, gotta then push buttons to run, while the other player pitches and tries to catch you out. (@Kaltren and Burq playing.)

I put my Rust model up on the Second Life marketplace for people to buy here https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Rust-Kobold/18032295 ! She's real cheap at $10L cause some parts are not the greatest lol.
You can also view her in 3d here https://skfb.ly/6N7EV and download the blender file too.

Playing Minecraft for the first time in 8 years! Brand new world, Bedrock edition, let's do this

https://www.twitch.tv/adeptomega

enter sandman (smooth jazz version)

GooooooOOOOD Afternoon and happy Friday to all my soff frens! Keep it clean and watch those seams out there today! We've got all your favorite tunes in queue for you starting right now, so keep those paffers tappin' to DJ Nappin's Rappin' right here on 89.9 K-E-R-Plush. The softest sounds bound to turn your frowns upside down.

Icon commissions for @salameleon !

The furry again, but in color!! TigerTooth did the colors!

We are pleased to inform you that Kobolds

He's concerned about how short this towel is.

bro,

we are life partners, bro

He's got a big tail, a big dick, and an inappropriate shirt

I really really like the wallpaper in my hotel room

jury's still out

maslow's hierarchy of needs but the bottom tier is just "slime"