Thinking about The Matrix, but instead of Neo being a GenXer with a head full of Shadowrun, they're a Millennial/Z with a residual self-image born of furry VRChat shitposting.

Agent Smith attempts to shoot him, but he just turns into a distorted billboard sprite of a Garfield JPEG and plays a clipped soundboard sample of "bullets don't work, Jon".

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Unfortunately, he can never actually reach that point because the cubicle farm of X Neo has been replaced with a collaboration-enhancing open plan office for M/Z Neo, so he's caught in the first act of the film.

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