LionsPhil @LionsPhil@plush.city
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- He 🔸 "They" is fine too
- Website
- https://www.lionsphil.co.uk
We're heading deeper into dark times, so spread light and color wherever you can. Be weird, be loud. 🔸 I am not my job.
Joined Apr 2019
@solitaire
Move up to amber, my man.
@foophoof Cool! That is definitely on the list of countries I want an excuse to visit some time.
doomsday
@fraggle
Aw man, the accessibility text truncated the best part.
LionsPhil
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if you cook a pizza in the Acorn Rocket Ship, do you have to cut it into 10 slices?
LionsPhil
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Rearranging the planes into a tree structure. Boston Log(n) Airport
@fraggle
Another product shutting down?
@foophoof
See I can do that without external chemical influence thanks to that wonderful lingering failure state of "too dehydrated to sleep, too tired to get up and drink", it's great*.
* It's not great, and the weird half-dreams are all anxiety.
LionsPhil
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billie jean is not my mother
she's just a girl who claims that i am her son
billie jean is not my mum
LionsPhil
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The insurance also covers misfueling.
“Hey…I accidentally put positrons in my battery and now the car is gone. Yes I’ll hold.”
pun which destroyed me
LionsPhil
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My car insurance company just sent me a coupon for cheaper petrol…
The true horror of the #AGDQ2020 Animorphs run might just be the atrocious kerning on the title screens.
@foophoof
I get the obvious part, but what's really stumping me is why that half of the numberplate is uncensored.
LionsPhil
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Oreo Thins
Oreo (Original)
Oreo Double Stuf
Oreo Mega Stuf
Oreo Most Stuf
Oreo Even Moster Stuf
2 Oreos 2 Stufious
Oreo Giga Stuf
Oreos: The Next Stuferation
Oreos: Eat Stuf With a Vengeance
2 Oreos 1 Stuf
Oreo Tera Stuf
Indiana Jones and the Oreo of Stuf
Oreo Wars: The Stuf Awakens
Oreos II: Stuf on Earth
Oreo Peta Stuf
A Solar System Sized Sphere Of Stuf With Two Oreo Cookies Stuck To Either Side
@Balinares
The lampposts are swaying gently in the breeze.
- Pronouns
- He 🔸 "They" is fine too
- Website
- https://www.lionsphil.co.uk
We're heading deeper into dark times, so spread light and color wherever you can. Be weird, be loud. 🔸 I am not my job.
Joined Apr 2019
