*throws tennis ball, kitten chases it*

*Open door, retrieve delivery, close door*

*kitten returns*

faster than the speed of kitten

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Mother, I am not a “kitten.” I am a mature 11-year-old and I demand respect, and I demand it NOW NOW NOW. Do not make me throw a tantrum.

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People are going in on Valve for "Taking away games" when what really happened is Ubisoft distributed a bunch of games through Steam that had their own DRM and are now shutting the DRM backend off and leaving those games to just be unplayable.

Steam threw the warning on the store pages though so they're the ones getting the blame.

I wouldn't be shocked if Ubi planned it this way.

Anyway don't give Ubisoft money. I'd personally at this point hesitate to give any AAA Studio money TBH.
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the difference between dysmorphia and dysphoria is "I want more Ara Power" and "I don't have an Ara Power stat, how do I reclass into something that does?"

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to anyone and everyone who may have been affected by a past iteration of me's "flat" jokes:

I am so, so sorry 😭

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Talked to a lady who works for the tax authority yesterday. Based on her job experience, her take on the welfare state is something like this:
"Of course there will always be freeloaders. So what?! This is about dignity. Everyone has a right to a good life and to be supported when they're struggling. If you want that, you've got to live with the freeloaders. Leave them be. That's the price you pay for a society where everyone is taken care of. It's not like they're doing any damage in the big picture - I've run those numbers more than once. You'll always get more out of it for society at large when you're incentivising good performance than when you're punishing people."

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i watched a let's play one time where they played policenauts and made fun of the protagonist for being a creep, not realizing that his dialogue changes depending on your actions and they kept doing creepy things to stay in character because they thought he was a creep

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If you're having computer problems DO NOT turn it off and back on again, IT has been SCAMMING YOU FOR YEARS, the problems will ALWAYS COME BACK, the solution is to simply turn the computer OFF and NEVER turn it back on again

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programming pro tip: your computer has an off switch
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the problem with xiv healers isn’t that they have a low skill ceiling

it’s that they have an incredibly high ceiling, that you literally only use when the DPS players start trying to “optimize” and then five minutes after you’ve carried them through a pull they’ll start talking about how healers don’t contribute anyway

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This isn't a place of business. No highly esteemed profits are commemorated here.

Fuck off.

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