World Building - ✨Plush✨ Historical Soffciety - The Wimdy Incident 1/3
In early 2018, a mighty wimd caused many fwens to be displaced at a local park. Fortunately, no fwen was seriously injured.
The Department of ✨Plush✨ Works has since implemented a number of practices including natural wimdbreaks to reduce/redirect wimd, and temporary netting to catch flyaways. The City also launched an education program for a buddy system for predicted wimdy days and offered free weighted retrofits to fwens.
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You wander around the town to find a shop with the words "Enchanted Loaf" written in cursive on it and painted in glittery pink... except for the L, which is still unpainted.
Inside you find a heavily-tattooed, tall, well-muscled orc - the store owner - behind a counter full of colorful baked goods resembling plants and animals.
They greet you with a warm, tusked smile.
Boss,: Léor, can you take a look at the jamboard?
Me, looks at the jam board, then looks at boss and shrugs.
Boss:
Me: ...What do you need? 🤣
defund the police
Radio: 65 y/o female fell down the stairs.
Ah! Ya know what will help? Someone with a gun.
defund the police
Follow-up: We could hire flaggers to direct and manage traffic for construction/utility projects. Police are entirely unnecessary, but their unions are so strong that they'll sue the government for even thinking about it. Why? Because they actually want the flagger's job but with police's benefits, and they don't want to give up flagging because it's a fairly chill job.
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