Solitaire🐀 @solitaire@plush.city

[leaning in very close to the microphone]

trans rights

i am very easy to befriend and i encourage you to just reply to my toots for any reason

i will usually respond or failing that i will at least fave your toot if i'd just go "nice" or something

(be my friend)

furries adjacent to me get a resource production bonus

"solitaire," people keep asking me, "Are you a furry?"

the asnwer to this question is whatever you think is funniest at the time

you unhexagon that profile picture this instant

"hey man you need [item]"

weird i've never heard of [item], let me look it up

[there is exactly one way to get item and it is going to take 7 days of 40 actions a day on a 20 action candle]

oh that's why i've never heard of it

being a single candle again sucks, i am straining at the end of my action limit now that i'm past the brick wall of getting dreams

good job, monkey

it'll all be worth it when i get my hand on that monkey's paw

no, not the one in my living room, the metaphorical one

there goes fifteen levels of Thunder Said

that's the cost of doing business in an ambition

this is a commentary on my mastodon posting

Wordle 204 5/6

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man everyone had trouble with this one

[extremely david byrne voice]

well i have nothing to say
my lips are sealed

you guys got me to wordle up

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blastedon

1900 is cancelled

i am now completely incapable of saying the word smash in any way other than "smesh" and i don't even remember who infected me with that, lexically speaking

i love most-recent-first browsing because it means my most recent replies will inevitably spiral into responding to more and more ancient-by-internet-standards posting

scoop

[deletes a social media account]

cgp grey successfully tricked me into reinstalling and playing mtg:a

i don't even like magic

merry hitscan, plush city

merry hitscan, fediverse

Mark of the Beast:

"Follows You"

ho ho still feelin this one