Solitaire🌹 @solitaire@plush.city

[leaning in very close to the microphone]

trans rights

i am very easy to befriend and i encourage you to just reply to my toots for any reason

i will usually respond or failing that i will at least fave your toot if i'd just go "nice" or something

(be my friend)

furries adjacent to me get a resource production bonus

"solitaire," people keep asking me, "Are you a furry?"

the asnwer to this question is whatever you think is funniest at the time

don't hit that dial

i regret to inform you things will continue

hey plush city most of you probably don't interact with me too much outside of the occasional report of naughty posters elsewhere or seeing me get evicted out of the plush city international airport bathrooms but here's a special message from me to you:

chin up, buddy

take things one day at a time and don't place too much weight on yourself, especially in circumstances you have less than 1/330mil a portion of the control over

good people are all around you

reach out to them

taking massive psychic damage once every four years is a national pasttime

i propose another pillar of the "unusual musical choice for genre" category (e.g. samurai champloo with hip-hop, cowboy bebop with jazz)

western with EDM

maybe if i learned to read one of these days i wouldn't dm the wrong user

so it comes to this

if you don't know what i'm referring to and you don't look it up, i hope the following poll looks completely incomprehensible

for the three of you who do know, i want to know your thoughts

squidded

comb rad

doin my job for once

what in the world

message in a bottom

all i ask of my followers is that you occasionally visit my profile, scroll through my old posts, smile to yourself, sigh wistfully, and say "man these posts fucking suck"

thanks to my long history of carefully crafted plausible deniability, i can say things like "teach your pokemon to operate basic infrastructure" without any kind of incriminating cw whatsoever

(see, because the united states government and healthcare industry are trying to kill me, personally)

solitaires? no future in it, cost too much to keep running

i dreamed i saw joe hill last night