"How has your restaurant fared during the (COVID) limitations?" (All restaurants were take-away only until June 1st)
"It's been okay..."
"We have been selling out of window."
luukusta = out of window
luu-kusta = bone piss
But hey, there's more! In the first panel there is an 'easter egg' pun:
ravintolanne = your restaurant
ravinto-lanne = nutritional hip
"...salmonella has been found in Fingerpori's poultry farm chickens..."
"Burn those immediately!"
Kana = Chicken
Kanala = Poultry farm
Lakana = Bedsheet
Kanalakana = Poultry farm chicken/Chicken bedsheet
(translation by "Kennel" at https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3908728&perpage=40&pagenumber=227#post504788082 )
I did a 3D model of the head of Qualzar's cute birdman, Laefa!
nsfw pun... from Finnish
"Jumala loi ensin miehen, sitten naisen."
"God first created a man, then woman."
"Nai sen miehen?"
"Married the man?"
"Minä tästä lähdenkin.
"I'll be leaving now."
nainen = woman, naisen = woman in accusative (target of action ie. creation)
nai sen = married it / alternatively fucked it
translation by Nenonen on the Something Awful forums
-Times have changed.
-They have indeed...
-The train from Helsinki arrives 72 past horse o'clock.
(translation by Kennel https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3908728&perpage=40&pagenumber=40#post501877460 )
The history here is pretty unusual. This "Pepe-aweto" was never a real creature. However, "pepe" is the Maori word for moth/butterfly, and "aweto" is a type of cordyceps fungus which eats caterpillars. Before 1969 (this comic, a Plastic Man story from Police Comics #19, was written in 1943), fungi were formally considered to be plants!
"What is your emergency?"
"Hard to say..."
Classic Finnish tongue twister: "Vesihiisi sihisi hississä"
= "Water spirit (/demon/goblin/troll) hissed in an elevator"
The creature is a vesihiisi character from an old animation:
(translation by Kennel from the Something Awful Forums)
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