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Mother, get up. It is important.

Mother, get up! It is important.

Mother! I implore you, get up! It is of the utmost importance!

I saw a bug.

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Also it's amazing how much of this show I remember seeing when it first aired

and there were so many stupidly formative things in this regarding gender shit. Occasionally good trans rep but a LOT of punching-down humor. But in a weirdly gentle way?

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I've finally been watching all of Night Court (1984) and this show is both dated and progressive at the same time, what the hell

MOTHerrrrrrr why must you continue with this "boop"

I do not appreciate "boop"

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whoops I'm missing my ADHD support group, because I was too busy hyperfocusing on streaming Picross

Mother, it has been several days since I have gotten the soft, fragrant, wet food. I request that you serve me some of it.

Mother, I see that you are holding a can of the soft, fragrant, wet food. Please, give me some.

Mother, you have opened a can of soft, fragrant, wet food, and I DEMAND that you remand it over to me. Do not withhold it from me any longer!

You are placing the wet food into my dish, but I am not yet eating it. This is unacceptable. Give me the food. Give me the food. GIve me

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Mother, I am angry at you! I bite you only because I am so upset at you for not doing the thing I need you to do.

No I will not tell you what it is. You should know already!

How dare you not do the thing. If I bite you again maybe it will jog your memory.

Mother! Do the thing!

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PSA US passports 

Probably been said before but I just noticed that they changed the requirements for getting your gender marker changed. They NO LONGER require any form of doctors note and are planning on adding more than 2 gender markers! travel.state.gov/content/trave

Mother, please do not disturb me. I have grown quite comfortable on this surface. The indentation in the middle happens to be a perfect fit for my body and it is by far my preferred location to nap and groom myself.

I would also prefer you to not get up, as doing that seems to make the surface disappear.

It is good that I claimed it when I did, as it seemed you were about to make it disappear.

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Take me down to tautology city where I've been taken down to tautology city

Mother, I know you are asleep, but I have an awful pain in my tummy. I shall lay on your chest and present my backside to you so that you may look inside and see what is wrong.

Oh, suddenly I am not in pain.

Mother, why are you covering your nose and moaning? Are you feeling ill?

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Mother, I am bored. Please entertain me.

Mother. It is three in the morning, which is a perfect time to play, as you are clearly not busy at all. Please. Please. Play with me.

If you will not play with me I will be forced to find my own fun. I have invented a game: will this vase bounce?

It appears that it will not.

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Simple guide to my cats:

• Fiona's the one that looks like Garfield
• Werner's the one who craves lasagna

Oh also if you're tuning in late, the actual show starts at around 75 minutes in. The first song is from Banda de Luchadores Melodiosos.

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Hey folks, youtube.com/watch?v=qr6A6CM8sb is a live stream of this now-wrapping-up songfight contest, and one of my new temporary bands' songs (from The Richard Donner Party) is gonna be up... eventually.

Listen along, and vote for the songs you like at songfight.org!

Mother, I am trying to communicate my needs to you. Why must you continually poke at your glowing rectangle and giggle? I do not see what is so funny.

At least you are looking at me. This pleases me. I shall now purr and blink slowly to indicate my satisfaction.

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Mother, I do NOT have a tiny head. It is a perfectly normally-sized head, and not, as you put it, “so smol.” Please stop squishing my tiny smol head.

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Mother, I would like you to get up as it is imperative that I be fed shortly. As per our established protocol, I shall sit right in the middle of your chest, to most efficiently convey that you should now get up. I shall also sit with my head pointing in the direction in which you should go, which is to say, pointing to your feet.

Mother, you are not getting up. I am quite annoyed, as you can tell by my tail waving back and forth. Please stop getting my tail on your nose; it is unseemly.

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Mother, I am quite warm. Please turn down the temperature.

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