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whenever I explain my gender to someone, the file select theme from mario 64 starts playing

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excited screm 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*looking in a mirror* oh heck,,, who do these boobies belong to?? oh wait

@the_gayest_goat_in_town that's only the case if you come from the champagne region of France otherwise it's just sparkling suffering

caps 

me with a new outfit: hmm im not sure, what if it doesnt actually fit, what if ppl see something i dont and it looks bad, ........

me 5 seconds after leaving the door: AAAAAAAA SKIRT AAAAAA

Please consider writing your hashtags in upper camelcase so screen readers have a chance at figuring them out.

#whyistayonmastodon sounds like an giant undecipherable mess of sounds.

#WhyIStayOnMastodon reads out "Why I Stay On Mastodon" 😄

(Reason #44 I stay here: my previous requests like this have been generally well-received, proving that most people are awesome.)

oh heck my nipples are *hot*

(in both senses of the word tbh)

cant believe im not getting showered in attention rn smh

me: sad that my skirts don't show girlbulge

*gets new skirt showing bulge*

me: *surprised pikachu*

lewd, horny 

I want to be fingered,,,,,

long, nerdy 

me playing minecraft: "hm whats gonna be the average amount of wool im gonna get from these sheep? i must know"
*writes python script for half an hour*

"but what if the game is using weighted probabilities for figuring out how much i get from one sheep??"
*doesnt find any information on that*
*considers reverse-engineering minecraft to figure out*

"oh wait i dont know how to do that..."
:blobcatumm:

long, nerdy 

its kinda nice when u work out a problem the hard way and then start to fully understand it and how u can solve it so much easier

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long, nerdy 

and the best thing? i could have figured all of this out in 5 seconds if i hadnt overcomplicated this so much

before i wrote the script, i was on wikipedia trying to understand multinomial distributions, which i *think* would apply here

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long, nerdy 

btw, assuming the game decides between 1,2 or 3 wool with equal probability, that means the expected value for shearing 16 sheep would be 32 wool

exactly half a stack which is very satisfying to know

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long, nerdy 

me playing minecraft: "hm whats gonna be the average amount of wool im gonna get from these sheep? i must know"
*writes python script for half an hour*

"but what if the game is using weighted probabilities for figuring out how much i get from one sheep??"
*doesnt find any information on that*
*considers reverse-engineering minecraft to figure out*

"oh wait i dont know how to do that..."
:blobcatumm:

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