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obligatory intro post 

The name's Bea. I live in the PNW with a dog and several strange animals who typically wear human suits. My interests include tabletop RPGs, cooking, card games, boxing, and swordfighting. I have a large variety of OCs, most of whom satisfy my sick sexual thrills, largely revolving around expansion. I'm not looking for any additional romance or flirting, so don't bark up that tree. Cool? Cool.

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also since this is relevant to my account: unless otherwise tagged as someone else, assume all art I post is done by @Daikanu

also updated her mech's design somewhat; smoothed out the white gradients, detailed the shotgun, and swapped the top missile rack

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was waffling on her callsign a bit so I changed it. I like this one better for her concept now that it's more fleshed-out

I did that to my spouse. They thanked me for the game after.

Is this BDSM?

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that moment when you use Jace the Mind-Sculptor's +2 to Fateseal an opponent's answer to your board away right before hitting them with 2 Cruel Ultimatums and then finishing them with an Exsanguinate for lethal after making infinite mana

that is when you know you are a monster

broke: "what class and race did you go with for your character"

woke: "what subclass and background did you go with for your character"

bespoke: "what's your character's fursona"

cw: uspol, comedy 

QAnon wanted everyone to believe they were some kind of fuckin' deep web infosec shinobi freedom fighter corps and then it turns out their idea of opsec was 'making static noises with your mouth on an unsecured radio channel'

to put an even finer point on it: Kiryu's invincible fighting strength is always carefully-constructed as being rooted in a combination of his unshakeable moral code and fierce commitment to personal improvement, not any innate or intrinsic quality divorced from those elements

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okay but for real: Yakuza is an edutainment series about teaching nerds how to have strong moral and ethical values they can back up with pragmatic self-defense

it's Hangin' With Mr. Cooper with fight scenes

in this moment of relative relief: remember to be wary of those who will dance in the ashes of a burning house simply because the fire has been put out for the time being. there are more steps to be taken before you have a home again.

the fight continues.

from left to right:

IPS-N Blackbeard 'Limited Liability'
SSC Black Witch 'Innocent Until Proven'
IPS-N Caliban 'Sucker Bet'
IPS-N Tortuga 'Patient Learner'
HA Genghis 'No Love Lost'

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imagine an Ennio Morricone tune in minor key playing when these ones show up to the party

I need to reiterate this because it is a matter of grave importance: this is our livelihood. it is how we survive. we pay bills, and rent, and taxes on the back of this work. it is not a hobby, it is a full-time profession.

so, for the record, no, we do not have time to honor every request that stumbles across our door. the service we provide is a luxury. you are not going to die from not having enough balloon animal smut.

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every now and then I still get people who pull the 'hey um can you get me free art from your partner' gambit like I'm somehow the EASY path to that

buddy, if someone OFFERS requests, that is one thing. but you want labor on-demand? then you pay for the damn labor.

now we're cookin' with... knives

at this point I own like five different configurations of chef's knife and they are all my precious metallic children

there will never be a single strategy game ever made with better writing than Alpha Centauri and you may quote me on that because I quote -it- at least once a goddamned week

But some dark night, when everything is silent in the town
I'll shoot those tyrants one and all, I'll gun the flogger down
I'll give the land a little shock, remember what I say,
And they'll yet regret they've sent Jim Jones in chains to Botany Bay.

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