now selling hildibrand clears
for only $350 i and my six large men will complete the hildibrand questline with you so you can claim your relic weapon and titles
for $200 extra i will personally pilot your account and pretend to laugh optimally at the jokes so you can show off your high percentile fflogs parse
this is less super celebratory and more "i actually hope i can pass and don't get beaten up in an alleyway and i'm not super confident on the odds there" but i do appreciate the nice words regardless
don't fucking call yourself a manderville man unless you respect pronouns as only a manderville can, from the hills of coerthas to thanalan
i feel like i shouldn't even have to explain this shit honestly
someone logged on to amazon from fucking jupiter is looking at these same search results like "oh nice, finally something that people wear here"
Industrial designer, AR/VR game dev, weird artist, anxiety haver
please be nice to me i'm doing my best
(18+ only please)