re: kink aesthetic, restraint, hypno, drop trigger as joke(?), directed at reader, taking liberties with reader's physiology //
with a 50/50 chance of
haha I lied, sleep. *snaps*
(I can't actually snap irl so I'd probably just press the button on the back of your neck tbh)
a little hypno but maybe not as much as you'd expect?
maybe mostly napping
I have encountered more image descriptions on Mastodon in 24 hours than I have in Twitter in a couple of years. Seriously. I'm not exaggerating.
As a blind person, this means a lot to me. If you read this and you describe your images, thank you so, so, so much on behalf of all of us. If you don't, now you know you'll be helping random Internet strangers make sense of your posts by typing in a few more words than usual.
maybe it's because deep in my heart I know this is probably going to be my only opportunity to look down on average people being physically weaker than me in some way? and that lots(?) of other people do that so it must be fun?
maybe there's some part of me that's just, really jealous of hypothetical school bullies? (I was bullied but not about that, I was average fitness-wise back then)
I didn't have any side effects from the vaccine besides a bit of soreness from the needle stick itself, and like,
there's this weird urge to look down on people who did have significant reactions? like they're loser weakling crybabies and suffering just proves they lack moral grit and need to build character / git gud or something.
which is bizarre, because
1. *I'm* a loser weakling crybabies
2. I didn't have a reaction because I'm on 1000s of dollars of immunosuppressants.
brain collision, sex ment.
🧠: so you know how every time you mention liking streetlight manifesto or ska your friends joke about the mozzarella stick thing
me: ye what's up
🧠: remember that time your fiancée and your rival went off to go have sex while you made mozzarella sticks
me: they were good mozzarella sticks
🧠: they were good mozzarella sticks
kink, tf, dronification, milking //
you've heard about dronification,. Becoming part of the hive, egoless, a drone serving its queen.
what's the level below that?
presenting: aphid tf, where drones herd you and stroke you with their antenna and lick the honeydew you excrete directly off the tip of your abdomen
re: hypnosis power move (kinky, directed at you?) //
re: hypnosis power phrase (kinky, directed at you?) //
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