Pinned toot
been meaning to ask if anyone who admins an instance that followed my old monsterpit account if they still have my toots in their db
re: kink aesthetic, restraint, hypno, drop trigger as joke(?), directed at reader, taking liberties with reader's physiology //
with a 50/50 chance of
haha I lied, sleep. *snaps*
(I can't actually snap irl so I'd probably just press the button on the back of your neck tbh)
kink aesthetic, restraint //
you don't have to go to sleep but you do have to lay in my bed bound and motionless all nigh.
kink aesthetic //
inferring that the monster exists because you've seen a lot of people with the same set of bit marks on their neck/shoulder
d/s //
anyone else have this problem where anyone worth submitting too would look *great* on your mantelpiece?
a little hypno but maybe not as much as you'd expect?
good night everyone
had fun hanging with ppl today <3
im sleepy so the hormone that imhibits boosting and spelling is dowm
Lioness With Mane
boosted
I have encountered more image descriptions on Mastodon in 24 hours than I have in Twitter in a couple of years. Seriously. I'm not exaggerating.
As a blind person, this means a lot to me. If you read this and you describe your images, thank you so, so, so much on behalf of all of us. If you don't, now you know you'll be helping random Internet strangers make sense of your posts by typing in a few more words than usual.
Lioness With Mane
boosted
bad pun
is a group of short snake ladies with flat chests an itty bitty snitty committee?
vaccine //
maybe it's because deep in my heart I know this is probably going to be my only opportunity to look down on average people being physically weaker than me in some way? and that lots(?) of other people do that so it must be fun?
maybe there's some part of me that's just, really jealous of hypothetical school bullies? (I was bullied but not about that, I was average fitness-wise back then)
vaccine //
I didn't have any side effects from the vaccine besides a bit of soreness from the needle stick itself, and like,
there's this weird urge to look down on people who did have significant reactions? like they're loser weakling crybabies and suffering just proves they lack moral grit and need to build character / git gud or something.
which is bizarre, because
1. *I'm* a loser weakling crybabies
2. I didn't have a reaction because I'm on 1000s of dollars of immunosuppressants.
Lioness With Mane
boosted
brain collision, sex ment.
me:
🧠: so you know how every time you mention liking streetlight manifesto or ska your friends joke about the mozzarella stick thing
me: ye what's up
🧠: remember that time your fiancée and your rival went off to go have sex while you made mozzarella sticks
me: yeah?
🧠:
me:
me: they were good mozzarella sticks
🧠: they were good mozzarella sticks
bats, virus //
reason bats are excellent viral vectors #35: they use echolocation, which means flying around screaming very loudly and throwing flecks of spittle everywhere
kink, tf, dronification, milking //
you've heard about dronification,. Becoming part of the hive, egoless, a drone serving its queen.
what's the level below that?
presenting: aphid tf, where drones herd you and stroke you with their antenna and lick the honeydew you excrete directly off the tip of your abdomen
re: hypnosis power move (kinky, directed at you?) //
Click.
re: hypnosis power phrase (kinky, directed at you?) //
If you fav'd this, you have a choice to make.
If you boosted it, you don't.
kink, milking //
giving good mammal girls viper fangs and making them bite through rubber jar lids, maybe touching them to encourage production
(stroking throat to stimulate swallowing and saliva / venom production?)
(if you aren't a good mammal girl, that can be arranged ❤️)
hypnosis power phrase (kinky, directed at you?) //
Drop for me, morsel. 🐍
learn how to level up your misogyny with this one weird trick! (the trick is misandry)
