Humans are an essential part of the vending machine life cycle, transferring their metallic gametes from one machine to another, transporting their eggs to distant locales, and disposing of their egg cases in dark, isolated locals where the baby vending machines can grow out of sight of their many predators
somebody once told me
you're gonna wake up hungry
don't eat the plums i left in the fridge
in the morning i was dumb
and my tongue was kinda numb
so i foraged around for some breakfast
well the plums start coming and they don't stop coming
once you eat one you just can't stop plumming
don't stop to think till they're all gone
i think oh shit you've done it now shaun
so much to eat so much to chow
why did i go for the plums now
i'd better leave a good note
so here's the thing that i wrote
anti-independence day screed
between the detonations of illegal/illegally-modified fireworks gnawing my PTSD to the bone and the rotting stench of unquestioning patriotism hanging over the proceedings like tear gas at a protest, I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep.
and for what?
to celebrate the establishment of a country that has gone out of its way to fuck the rest of the world in the pursuit of profit?
there is nothing to celebrate about america and there never has been. fuck this.
Social Media Outage, (cw: us pol)
So I said I was going to keep away from politics but I just heard about the social media outage affecting all the biggest sites that no one seems to know the cause of, and that Mike Pence was recalled to the white house suddenly yesterday...
...Something is going the fuck on.
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