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Now I'll be damned if I can remember what I was in the middle of....

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was in the middle of something on my work computer but then VMWare decided it needed 33 GB of RAM at its disposal at a time when I was already using 90% of the 16GB of physical memory I have. :thonk:

My poor laptop hardlocked itself while desperately trying to Make It Work with swap :blobnotlike:

Looking for Recommendations: Android Mastodon Clients that don't support Nazis 

Humans are an essential part of the vending machine life cycle, transferring their metallic gametes from one machine to another, transporting their eggs to distant locales, and disposing of their egg cases in dark, isolated locals where the baby vending machines can grow out of sight of their many predators

somebody once told me
you're gonna wake up hungry
don't eat the plums i left in the fridge

in the morning i was dumb
and my tongue was kinda numb
so i foraged around for some breakfast

well the plums start coming and they don't stop coming
once you eat one you just can't stop plumming
don't stop to think till they're all gone
i think oh shit you've done it now shaun
so much to eat so much to chow
why did i go for the plums now
i'd better leave a good note
so here's the thing that i wrote

Mastodon Gestalt Timeline:

2017: HOLY SHIT IT'S BBSES
2018: WAIT NO, IT'S SORTA TWITTER WITHOUT NAZIS
2019: HANG THE FUCK ON IS THIS EMAIL
2020: OH GOD RUN IT'S NEWSGROUPS, WE REINVENTED NEWSGROUPS

also today is the 4th birthday of our dog, Bentley! please enjoy and appreciate delightful photos of our PS1-era lowpoly model of a dog

anti-independence day screed 


🎼 Come be the
🎵 :lazer_S::lazer_O::lazer_F::lazer_F:​​:wide_e::wide_r: 🎶
side of queer!
:heart_pride:

[ plush.city ]

What's E.T. Short for? 

Social Media Outage, :thaenkin: (cw: us pol) 

I was curious to see if there was anyone out there who actually believed the internet was a mistake

From the poll results, it sounds like there are, but not very many of them. :3

cheering on my coffeemaker as it squeezes the energy out of those good, good beans

I love these lil guys :blobfistbumpL: :blobfistbumpR: 

Serious "What If" Question 

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