Owashii @owashii@plush.city

"Holy crap, I'm the Hero of Hyrule"

If anything we do makes you uncomfortable, please reach out to us. All we ask is that you politely explain the situation to us, and we'll do our best to make sure we don't cause discomfort. We try to be reasonable and are willing to make changes based on reasonable requests.

There are three types of people in the world

People who can make lists, people who lose interest partway through lists,

#introduction time!

Hi there! I'm a plural pembroke welsh corgi-kin who shares a headspace with @artemis and a house with our husband @rantingsteve in Pennsylvania. We got married on June 12th, 2021!

We're a fissiogenic plural system that started off as a joke with me arguing with myself, and then turned out to be a realization of plurality.

We like to play video games, make silly jokes, fiddle with Joycons, and think about paws.

We're friendly dogs! Bark bark bark.

For information on how we function as a system, check out this post:

https://vulpine.club/@artemis/105723945273020468

CVS has the most infuriating app we've ever dealt with and we're giving up on trying to get prescriptions delivered and just going to go pick 'em up on Monday

We normally don't do feedback surveys but this is just so awful that we wanted to let them know how much they failed.

Aaa we were doing so well in a Classic Loadout round, but then our last Hold room was a giant open space and we got completely overwhelmed before we could reload and find sufficient cover

Grumble grumble!

Ah ha ha ha haaa, fill your cravings at the Circus of Values!

Bioshock quit crashing challenge 2021

you're not even the remaster you're supposed to be functional dammit

Little corgi
Big steppy

🐾

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand

"Hey! Got any grapes?"

The man said "Yes, here you go"

and the duck wasn't expecting that and had no idea how to handle it.

The end.

Pawb!

The attempt to wake up is sorta working but we still have a ways to go.

The attempt to wake up begins anew

Dogs who wake up in the middle of the night, reply to a thing, and then go back to sleep

*sleepy-a-blep*

Dogs who got hit by sleepies and go bed

Husband is like "sleepies is okay, am still love"

And we are the happy, and also put phone away and go sleep

"You wouldn't download an X"

I'd download a butt, what do you gotta say against that, skippy? Where's the download link?

If anyone was wondering, yes, we really like fat paws. Big meaty soles, heavy and soft, cushiony and pillowy, musky if okay with that but not necessary.

Our stance is that if you take a good thing, you can make it better by making it fat.