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If anything we do makes you uncomfortable, please reach out to us. All we ask is that you politely explain the situation to us, and we'll do our best to make sure we don't cause discomfort. We try to be reasonable and are willing to make changes based on reasonable requests.

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There are three types of people in the world

People who can make lists, people who lose interest partway through lists,

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time!

Hi there! I'm a plural pembroke welsh corgi-kin who shares a headspace with @artemis and a house with our husband @rantingsteve in Pennsylvania. We got married on June 12th, 2021!

We're a fissiogenic plural system that started off as a joke with me arguing with myself, and then turned out to be a realization of plurality.

We like to play video games, make silly jokes, fiddle with Joycons, and think about paws.

We're friendly dogs! Bark bark bark.

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mini-rant 

CVS has the most infuriating app we've ever dealt with and we're giving up on trying to get prescriptions delivered and just going to go pick 'em up on Monday

We normally don't do feedback surveys but this is just so awful that we wanted to let them know how much they failed.

Owashii :corgi: boosted

paw kink adj. 

Little corgi
Big steppy

:corgi: 🐾

H3VR stuff (firearms) 

Aaa we were doing so well in a Classic Loadout round, but then our last Hold room was a giant open space and we got completely overwhelmed before we could reload and find sufficient cover

Grumble grumble!

Owashii :corgi: boosted
Owashii :corgi: boosted

Gay dog noises followed by lewd fixations followed by something totally unrelated

Bioshock audiohazard (no spoilers) 

Ah ha ha ha haaa, fill your cravings at the Circus of Values!

Bioshock quit crashing challenge 2021

you're not even the remaster you're supposed to be functional dammit

paw kink adj. 

Little corgi
Big steppy

:corgi: 🐾

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand

"Hey! Got any grapes?"

The man said "Yes, here you go"

and the duck wasn't expecting that and had no idea how to handle it.

The end.

Owashii :corgi: boosted

I've taken over as admin of interfaith.masto.host.

If you are interested in respectfully discussing matters of faith, religion, and spirituality and connecting with others, I'd like to invite you to join this instance.

Owashii :corgi: boosted

my art, furry. ec, nudity 

Commission for @alexis !! you find a wild werefox in the autumn leaves, wyd??

The attempt to wake up is sorta working but we still have a ways to go.

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Dogs who wake up in the middle of the night, reply to a thing, and then go back to sleep

*sleepy-a-blep*

Dogs who got hit by sleepies and go bed

Husband is like "sleepies is okay, am still love"

And we are the happy, and also put phone away and go sleep :blobfoxcomfy:

silly meme adj. (butts) 

"You wouldn't download an X"

I'd download a butt, what do you gotta say against that, skippy? Where's the download link?

kink stuff (fat, paws, fat in general) 

If anyone was wondering, yes, we really like fat paws. Big meaty soles, heavy and soft, cushiony and pillowy, musky if okay with that but not necessary.

Our stance is that if you take a good thing, you can make it better by making it fat.

:blobfoxmelt:

paw-kink re: butt-kink meta, sub stuff 

Same applies to a nice set of paws, yes. Our immediate reaction to a thing we like is "Hi, we'd like to submit and worship if that's okay with you"

It's like we're submissive by nature or something :blobfoxmelt3:

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butt-kink meta, sub stuff 

We've noticed that several critters see a nice butt and want to hump it or spank it or something.

And meanwhile our reaction to a nice butt is "Hi, may we faceplant? We'll make it worth your while :blobfoxmelt:"

Just goes to show how submissive we are.

:blobfox3c:

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