Solitaire🌹​ @solitaire@plush.city

not that it really needs to be said here in the fediverse i guess but feel free to @ me for literally any reason under all circumstances

furries adjacent to me get a resource production bonus

"solitaire," people keep asking me, "Are you a furry?"

the asnwer to this question is whatever you think is funniest at the time

you can also find me over at

deathwise.tumblr.com

you know, if that's your sort of thing

distributed denial of sandwich

words words words

cavid dage

now now don't take this as a shot at golfers, they're fine

it's golf as a sport that's bad

golf? not valid

sorry buddy i don't make the rules

waste all that hypercapitalist tetrahedron mercenary money on getting a sick palladium beak inlay

i should look into doing this with skurgi

beak ornamentation is a cool way to visually distinguish your funny bird people

jfk back at it again in vietnam

[john f kennedy does a backflip]

america offline

still wish telegram would let me use it without a phone

making a solitaire_ebooks bot would just be irresponsible

kah-boole

convert to arianism and pretend to be rome for awhile

that crushing weight of political inertia feel when you finally realize you should probably get a passport just in case you might, i don't know, decide to flee the country at some point

my class consciousness third eye opens whenever i eat beans and weenies

fediverse help how do i be authentic when i don't know which of my assumed identities is the realest me